When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.
Then you all go home and jerk off.
by ThugNastyBiggums March 18, 2015
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Person 1: Hey, buddy. Wanna play FoRTnITe?
Person 2: no Josh I’m playing Minecraft
Person 1: what’s a Minecraft?
Person 2: d o. Y o u. L i v e. U n d e r. A. R o c k?
Person 1: yes.
Person 2: o k. Please, don’t play Fortnite. Minecraft is better.
Person 2: no Josh I’m playing Minecraft
Person 1: what’s a Minecraft?
Person 2: d o. Y o u. L i v e. U n d e r. A. R o c k?
Person 1: yes.
Person 2: o k. Please, don’t play Fortnite. Minecraft is better.
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An often young kid with a rusty voice that is usually hard to understand who makes letsplay videos of the game know as minecraft for his 3 subscribers. Can also be used as an insult for someone who gets easily pissed off or has an aforementioned "rusty voice"
Max: *Oi guys ya wanna play some minecraft HAhaA?*
Noah: you sound like a 12 year old minecraft youtuber.
Noah: you sound like a 12 year old minecraft youtuber.
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Get the 12 year old minecraft youtuber mug.a misspelling of the epic gamers unity of the epico minecraft. everytime this is seen it is believed that the person's body will blow up due to excitement. those fucking cucks
"YO WTF I GOT THE MINCERAFT EASTER EGG" - nigga 1
"yo my nigga no way" - nigga 2
(they both explode afterwards)
"yo my nigga no way" - nigga 2
(they both explode afterwards)
by G7XPOWERSHOT April 1, 2019
Get the minceraft mug.Minecraft is a sandbox video game created and designed by Swedish game designer Markus "Notch" Persson, and later fully developed and published by Mojang. Wikipedia
Initial release date: May 17, 2009
Platforms: PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, Wii U, Nintendo Switch, Android, PlayStation 3, Xbox One, MORE
Did you know: "Minecraft" is the best-selling PC game (26 million copies sold). wikipedia.org
Initial release date: May 17, 2009
Platforms: PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, Wii U, Nintendo Switch, Android, PlayStation 3, Xbox One, MORE
Did you know: "Minecraft" is the best-selling PC game (26 million copies sold). wikipedia.org
by Idekwia September 25, 2017
Get the Minecraft mug.A title that has a very low chance of appearing on the Minecraft loading screen. Most people do not notice it, as it is often mispelled anyway.
Freddie: OH SHIT!
Carly: what?
Sam: Yeah, what the fuck nigward?
Freddie: IT SAYS FUCKING MINCERAFT INSTEAD OF MINECRAFT!
Carly: ok boomer
Sam: ok boomer
Carly: what?
Sam: Yeah, what the fuck nigward?
Freddie: IT SAYS FUCKING MINCERAFT INSTEAD OF MINECRAFT!
Carly: ok boomer
Sam: ok boomer
by minecraftpro69420 December 1, 2019
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