Milf

Elliots mum, she is soooo hot. once she said elliots mate was fit, and gave his other mate a bj.

Milf: elliots friend you are sooo fit.
Elliots friend: give me a bj.
Milf: Ok.
Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by Kettering September 29, 2008

milf

Stands for 'Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck'. Generally used in internet conversations as a way of winding up your friend.

Tom: Wow, your mom is hot!
Jack: What?
Tom: She's milf!

by Posa-D December 28, 2005

milf

Mom I Love Forever! Non sexual definition.

My Mom, You're a wonderful MILF, Happy Mother's Day

by Jonathan Rowe December 27, 2008

Milfing

The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.

What you need:

-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack

-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes

-A smile and bag of jokes

The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.

by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011

milf

Your mom.

Buuuuurn. #milfjokes

by duderino555 October 26, 2014

Milf

Wrong website

Look up milf on pornhub

by Lilymitchell March 3, 2020

milf

Used In pornhub to bait dumasses for their video, Usually taged as : milf teacher readhead big tits mother... ; To get as much views as possible

Friend 1 : John's mom is such a milf;
Friend 2: if you want you can search it in ph.

by UrbanTeacherWritter May 28, 2020