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justin matthew

Loved by the ladies... This guy is incredibly cool amd confident. Equipped with the down under physical features women dream of. Is an exceptional lover and friend and will make you feel like you are the most special person in the whole wide world. Loyal and honest. Loves by his own set of rules.
Justin Matthew is the truth and the proof...
by jbone43123 December 20, 2016
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A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.
Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey
by InDazzled July 28, 2009
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Two-Bit Mathews

Two-Bit Mathews is a very underrated character from The Outsiders. He loves chocolate cake and Mickey Mouse. He always stands up for and protects his friends because they’re really like his family. He loves cracking jokes and causing trouble. He didn’t have enough screen time for you to really get to know him but in the time he did have he stole your heart for his personality and good looks.
Two-Bit Mathews is funny, caring and gorgeous once you get to know him.
by Insta-@the.outsiders.edits75 January 25, 2020
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Mattheus

An amazing guy who is great to talk to. Good looking. He tends to have a joke, but not everyone gets his humor. He doesn't like relationships but he fancies someone. He loves his family and friends more than anything.
Mattheus.
by akisstooshort January 15, 2012
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matthew stokoe

Author of the incredibly disturbing and visceral novels "Cows" and "High Life." An underground phenomenon of the literary world, Stokoe's name has become synonymous with some of the most graphic imagery and poetically offensive writing since the French surrealism movement.
"Since I read Cows by Matthew Stokoe, I haven't been able to eat beef because I'm afraid of the semen levels I might be digesting."
by jody r. gross March 24, 2007
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Matthew

Someone who everyone can't resist. Evryone loves him and he loves everyone back. Doesn't get angry a lot but when he does get angry he woops ass. Watch out for them because they are cool!!!!
Hottie #1: WHO IS THAT HUNK!!!

Hottie#2: Man he has to be a Matthew!!!
by $nip3r May 1, 2010
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matthew the bitchwhore

Matthew is an all around bitch. He only cares about himself and he also asks hobos if they want to have sex with him. He is an all around whore, a money whore, a girl whore, you name it. He doesn't know when to shut the fuck up, and he tells everybody to kill themselves because he's a salty little bitch. He wants to 69 every girl he meets, especially girls named Elisabeth. No one likes him and he will be a loner for the rest of his fucking life.
Guy1: Ew, it's Matthew.
Guy2: I know right, He's such a gay faggot.
Girl1: I know, he wants to fuck me all the time. Like bitch, find someone who actually loves you, like your mom.
Girl2: That's why we call him matthew the bitchwhore!
by KillYourselfMatthew January 18, 2017
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