Locker room faggotry

Men using athletics as an excuse to touch other men.

Pranks or jokes that involve men touching each others genitals or asses.

Do not slap my ass. I won't tolerate any locker room faggotry.

by Goat Salad July 6, 2010

locker thief

A dude in prison who's usually broke or a dope fiend who steals from other people's lockers.

Junebug is a damn locker thief, he took five of my soups I bought at canteen.

by Da ChampSJA April 6, 2007

Lochem

When it snows every weekend, and youre nose gets stuffed

Wow this weekend brings another Lochem with it

by Denaaktebuurman July 31, 2020

sweat locker

The area/space around the inside of the thighs of a large or obese person.

An area of warm, moist, offensive fetor.

a) Norman released a moist air biscuit into his gag-a-maggot sweat locker.

a) "Watch out! Bean's just vacated the bathroom and it's a real sweat locker in there".

by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005

Mississippi meat locker

When you are preforming anal play, you slowly pull out and then proceed to put at hook up her anus. When she asks you what you are doing while in agony, you then take a chain and attach it to the hook. You then proceed to lift the chain up and put it on the ceiling fan, creating the illusion that she is hanging like meat in a meat locker.

Me: how do I impress her I don’t have a big one, and I am a virgin!
Him: give her a Mississippi meat locker.

by Snubbish December 11, 2017

African Meat Locker

Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.

Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.

by Jholder45th June 6, 2020

lochratika

the screaming battle between two friends over something stupid. the winner is now in quasi-control over the situation and in a state of ochratika.

what say you, i heed to this larynx dual, sir. i challenge for lochratika rights! (then proceed to scream)

by Blake Alcantara February 1, 2005