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Work that pole like a russian immigrant

when steve carrell gets on a pole and works it as a russian immigrant might.
"I"M FROM RUSSIA AND I EAT HUMANS LIKE ONE WHO WOULD BE WORK that POLE LIKE A RUSSIAN IMMIGRANT"

An animal that looks like trent

A crazy haired animal that jumps around and responds to "sock monkey"
Kristen: whats an animal that looks like trent?
:"SOCK MONKEY"

Kristen: SOCK MONKEY!
Trent: YES :D ?

ride that thang like the fourth of july

when something/someone is bad asf and u just need to ride them like it’s the fourth of july. it’s all you can think about
did you see that biker go past us?? i would ride that thang like the fourth of july!!!!

that sounds like a personal problem 

Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment
Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading

Teacher: well how about you load it

Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading

Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem

that is like a Jerry Springer episode. 

A unusual situation involving family members.
Did you hear Sue left her wife for her wives cousins husband, that is like a Jerry Springer episode.

What would that look like? 

I'd be covered in the blood of child. You would learn that you're not the arbiter of how reality is going to work and that your self-help bullshit is just that and that your profession is a lie.
Hym "What would that look like? Well it'll look like child murder. It's good for you. It's the only real solution. Credit. Child murder. The only 2 options on the table. I'm waiting for a 'Yes *Hym Iam* we want you to murder a kid because we're not going to give you credit for the think you did.' Be explicit. And don't make me give you a deadline. It'll be the last time you entertain the thought that you will EVER do anything to protect your kids again."