An individual who spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, also known as a geek. This individual has no life, likes animated porn such as hentai, and has a culture on worshipping a computer. This lifeform loves to attend "parties" also known as LAN parties where geeks get together to brag about their computer specs, handdrawn girlfriends and their 1337 (elite) skills in computer games. A lanner is also a forum whore who acts like a big man from behind his comp and argues on the internet; also acts like an "e-thug."
by Jason November 20, 2003
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"Dude! That giant robot just got punched through a building by another giant robot!"
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by Greg September 10, 2005
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A red light that is emitted from a tool to be used as a sight for accuracy. Can be used on weapons, pointers and temperature guns.
My buddy Joe has a temperature gun and it has a laser thingy so you can point it at your junk and get the temperature!
by Jay Doggy Dog September 18, 2008
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Woow the LaserJockey is killing it right now. I have never seen lasers move like this. The LaserJockey is making the lasers dance!
by LaserJockey October 21, 2010
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by George November 18, 2004
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