im language

A language used for instant messaging, consisting of short phrases and abbreviations.
When I was messaging Tina I messaged her using im language. I said I totz got to get a new job, jk cuz I got a good one, lol cause I will never find one, lmao cause my my man has 2 jobs, rofl thinking about owning my own company, roflmao cause it would not last
by traceymak February 13, 2014
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McDonald's Language

The act of putting a Mc in front of all your words on your way to, while you're at, or after leaving a McDonald's.
McDonald's Language:
Dude, you're a McDouche

That really Mcsucked
by rockrangel January 12, 2011
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Construction Language

Construction Language:

Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.
Below is an example of Construction Language at work.

"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"

- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.
by pcph20 August 30, 2014
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Billie Language

Person 1: “yo you hear Kanye new song with Fivi?l

Person 2: “ you know I did that’s that Billie language right there”
by Morph97 February 12, 2022
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Language Paradox

1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
This is the language paradox.

Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.

Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.
by Pikachu + Shugi November 02, 2009
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Fowl Language

Profanity is socially offensive language, which may also be called curse words, cuss words, swear words, crude language, coarse language, oaths, blasphemous language, vulgar language, lewd language, choice words, or expletives.
I don't use fowl language when in a chat.
by TBK190 December 09, 2018
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