Lake Lizard

Middle-aged upper class woman who lives on or near a large body of water. Skin is damaged by sun exposure and/or excessive tanning, leading to a scaly appearance. Strive to maintain a younger appearance at all costs. Known to chase younger men in their 20's to feel young again.

Ugh, that lake lizard wont leave me alone. She would be hot but she wears way to much make up and her cleavage is covered in melanoma.

by yamesdenver August 26, 2012

Lake Milton

A place in Ohio that is beautiful to visitors and a hell hole for people who live there. It sounds like it was pretty cool around the 20's or whenever-- Craig Beach used to be a little amusement park with roller coasters, water slides, food stalls and cabins. Seriously, look it up. More recently, however, If the undiscovered dead bodies in the lake don't scare you off, I'm sure the drug dealers, gangs, rampant fuck boys, furries and E. coli will.

People from Kent : "Where the fuck is Lake Milton?"
People from Lake Milton: "Trust me, you don't want to know. Don't look for us."

by {FunnyBunny} December 8, 2015

Lakebilly

A term describing an individual that lives on the lake and spends the majority of the time intoxicated, usually wearing a swim suit, a sun hat or bandana with large sunglasses and no shoes.

Name invited me out to the lake today, but told me to pick up a case of beer because they were almost out. It's not even 10:00am... Dang lakebilly.

by bigr3000 October 3, 2016

Lake Hick

A person who takes 77 different medications for Acne.
Has never talked to a girl in his life.
Definition of a bitch

Did u see Lake Hick get rejected by that ugly girl.

by Phat hoe 111 November 8, 2019

Lake grove Presbyterian Church

Lake Grove Presbyterian Church (LGPC), is one of the most known churches in Lake Oswego, Oregon, also known as Lake no-negro, Lake big-ego, and lots more. It includes a predominantly cis-het-white congregation, that if you do not agree with their views, you will be banished to the Methodist church down the road.

Player 1: What church do you go to?
Player 2: Lake Grove Presbyterian Church
Player 1: Oh, so you are a rich white asshole that drives a Tesla and you’re dads a lawyer?
Player 2: I feel attacked. Let me post this on my private story

by 503.Portland.971 December 30, 2021

Sour Lake

A place in Texas that used to have a lake with healing powers...it has since dried up.

Sam Houston bathed in the Sour Springs Hotel in Sour Lake.

by srucka June 10, 2008

D-Lake

A word originating in the middle parts of NY in the tri- state area. Referring too someone as d-lake is showing them the utmost respect. The word is only used when someone is truly showing respect. It should not be used lightly such as the words; dude, man, bro, dog etc...

Dave: yo, I finally did it bro! I called up Timmy and he said he'll pay for the drinks! We live! Brian: D-Lake!!! You are the fucking Mann!!!!!

by Dr.lax January 28, 2010