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LOLita

The type of explosive laughter that results from hearing of, reading about, or partaking in illegal sexual activities with someone of a vastly different age group from one's self.
LOLitas are inspired by Vladimir Nabokov's masterpiece "Lolita," which he intended to be a comedy (JK LOLita!!!!!!).
by Quad Girl DEUX June 3, 2010
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lolitard

a person, people or thing interested in lolicon
Hey, you see that lolitard over there?... who? the guy interested in lolicon?..yeah....
by SirAnon November 26, 2009
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Lolita

she’s a high schooler wearing a short dress to bring attention from the older men in their 20s she’s acting like a Lolita
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Lolita

1. prepubesent girl that is desired by older men(either intentional or not)
2. child pornography
3. creepy street style from japan that makes women look like little girls so some sickfucks will find them attractive.

NOTE: the term is developed from a novel by the same name
1. "Girls in middle school are becoming nasty lil Lolitas and stealing our men."
2. "oh snap I think he just got caught with some Lolita.
3. "If you're sexually attracted to Lolita girls, you're a total pedo."
by xxxLilli August 9, 2009
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loltrain

When someone says something so funny you can't say anything but a series of lols together thus forming the loltrain.
1: Dude did you see Mary's fall?
2: BITCH FELL DOWN 3 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS HAHA
1: (enter loltrain:) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
by Caroline Himanen March 13, 2009
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r/lolitary

A group of pedophile enablers dedicated to watering down the meaning of the word pedophile by calling everyone who disagree with them pedophiles, so that when there's an actual pedophile case, people won't take it much seriously.
Person 1: I like flat chested girls
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
Person 2: I think you should get a job
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
Person 3: I like Belle Delphine
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
Person 4: I saw a pedophile
People watching from the side: That could mean anything now
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
by PomuHub April 23, 2022
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loltimes

when you laugh at something funny then reminis upon the time with the phrase, "lol times"
haaa good times julie, haah fun fun loltimes
by lolybob February 18, 2009
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