legolasing

when you shoot arrows at people and appear in the lord of the rings and you kill orcs

boy your are legolassing that ass

by ash kechum August 1, 2004

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legolas

Elf from J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Played by Orlando Bloom in the films. Attracts legions of screaming fangirls that could quite easily attach themselves to any given part of his body and never let go.

The character himself is mediocre at best, exhibiting extraordinary prowess with the bow and arrow but little to no intellect when it comes to dialogue.

In the novels he bursts into song frequently. In the films he provides "witty" comic relief along with dwarf-friend Gimli. Their tired banter makes the audience yawn, but keeps the fangirls happy.

See also: eye candy

Peter Jackson: Legolas hasn't had a line in awhile. What do we have going in this scene?

...

Aragorn: "He needs time, and safe passage across the Plains of Gorgoroth. We can give him that."

Gimli: "How?"

Aragorn: "Draw out Sauron's armies, empty His lands. Then we gather our full strength and march on the Black Gate. We can give Frodo his chance if we keep Sauron's Eye fixed upon us!"

long pause

Legolas: "A diversion!"

Legolas synonyms: captain obvious

by kurai March 21, 2005

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