urethra lapping

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.

The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

glen landing middle school

A school filled with selfish bitches. People who are so fake and don’t do shit abt it

Glen landing middle school has a lot of fake ass hoes

by fakeassbitches November 18, 2019

Moon Landing

For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.

Nick:"The Moon Landing makes me hard."
Calvin:"Same."

by Why my pp small bruh bruh June 7, 2020

Moon Landing

A form of prank executed in male locker rooms where one individual, while they have their bare ass out, jumps and tries to land their ass as high as they can on the unsuspecting individual. Bonus points awarded for making it to their head, but points subtracted if said person is of a shorter stature.

Jake: Damn, Bryan hit me with a moon landing on my head earlier in the locker room today.
Chris: Yeah, but you're like 5'8 so that's not really all that impressive.

by Doctor Shroinkenberg April 28, 2021

Adult larping

It doesn't mean adults who are larping. Adult larping is just like regular larping except real sex is included in the game play. It's a from of advanced sex games.

I'm into adult larping.

by leonardo draculay July 26, 2021

Gas lamping

When you gaslight someone into thinking the real term is “gas lamping”

Friend- “dude I was totally gaslighting this guy earlier…”
You- “I think the correct term is actually gas lamping.”
Friend- “what? No it’s not.”
You- “uh yeah it is. What are you stupid or something? It’s gas lamping.”

by pancakehandler July 10, 2022

overshot the landing

When you are trying to dose out your medicinal cannabis and you take too much.

"I physically can't get off the couch, I was taking my meds and I overshot the landing."

by Halloweenie06 October 24, 2017