Kittens Milk

When you jizz in your own bellybutton and a girl licks it up.

my girlfriend drank my kittens milk last night!

by SwagKINGKURT July 3, 2010

newborn kitten

When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.

"I was late for work today because Chad gave me a Newborn Kitten last night."

by KRiver February 6, 2015

Kristen

The best girl in the world the one who’s hella pretty and you know it, she’s the best, her personality is great and she’s great at sports. Really really popular every guy loves her but she just hasn’t found someone she likes yet.

Kristen is the love of your life she’s the best girl ever.

by Clampley72 November 28, 2017

Draw me a kitten

"Draw me a kitten" is reference to any menial task that a supervisor or higher-up assigned for you to perform. Basically something to keep you busy until some "real" work comes along.

"Uggh, Bob's got me drawing kittens all day for him."
OR
(imitating your boss) "Blah, blah, blah, I need you to draw me a kitten, Mike.....and I want it cute! And name it 'Mittens!' And draw a scratching post!"

by KittenDrawerExtrodonaire December 12, 2007

Kristen

She is the nicest person you will ever meet. She only cares about others. She is very beautiful but doesn't realize it which makes her even more beautiful over all. She very easy to fall in love with her brown-green eyes.😍😊👌

Your so Kristen!! Awe thanks so are you!!

by Abc's March 10, 2014

kristen pfaff

Best known for her bass playing in Hole. She was good friends with Kurt Cobain, but not with his wife and her bandmate, Courtney Love. She was also Eric Erlandson's girlfriend for a while. In June 1994, she was found dead in her bathtub by a supposed heroin overdose. But some, even her mother, think that she could have been murdered.

R. I. P. Kristen Pfaff

by *Bee* July 15, 2008

Kitten Holocaust

n. the event of a person masturbating profusely.

"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."

by JB November 24, 2003