n. One who knocks the fork off of people's plates. Extremely offensive term in New Zealand, especially if spoken in a New Zealand accent.
New Zealand Dude: "Hey dude, what's up?"
Other New Zealand Dude: "Bugger off ya fork-knocker!"
First New Zealand Dude: *pulls out knife and cuts off ballsack of Second New Zealand Dude* "I'LL SHOW YOU FORK-KNOCKER!!"
Other New Zealand Dude: "Bugger off ya fork-knocker!"
First New Zealand Dude: *pulls out knife and cuts off ballsack of Second New Zealand Dude* "I'LL SHOW YOU FORK-KNOCKER!!"
by 11click March 12, 2010
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A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
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A man that enjoys rubbing his nutsack on random people on the street
12 up, 8 down
A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
or
A man that enjoys rubbing his nutsack on random people on the street
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