Kendall

1. oftentimes, a short little white girl who is, on the inside, a super-ghetto bitch who will usually whup your ass if you a. spell her name wrong, or b. refuse to feed the bottomless pit that is her stomach. Kendall usually comes equipped with a 'weeeeave', finger snaps of the z-formation, and/or baby phat booty shorts that emphasize on her muffin top and camel toe. Legend has it that kendalls use their various stomach rolls for storage of food.

"I heard Kendall once shanked a dude for spelling her name with an L"

"that girl totally kendalled me just now cuz I wouldn't give up my donut"

"that crackwhore ate my puppy and got in a bitch fight with my cousin...how much do you wanna bet her name's kendall?"

by !@#$%^&*()_asdfghjkl; September 10, 2009

Kyndall

Kyndall is a very funny person. She will most likely die from falling down the stairs. She has many nicknames like: Ken doll, midget, leprechaun, chocolate gummy bear, and a burnt potato. She is very rude and make many snarky comments. But will go crazy for guys with the name Xavier.

Xavier: Hey leprechaun

Kyndall: Hey you

by Forever A Mystery March 23, 2017

Kendall

It's a fat chick who smells like fish and Taco Bell. You have to grease the doors to prevent her from injury if an ice cream truck drives by.

"That bitch Kendall may be fat and ugly, but she does suck a mean dick."

by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012

Kendall Jenner

The only sister who isn’t plastic yet...
She is nothing compared to BTS tho! That’s on pyramid.

Someone: Kendall Jenner is so pretty XD
Me: wait till she becomes plastic

Someone: her photo shoot is amazing

Me: Eh, I’ve seen better, have you seen BTS’s photo shoots

by 🍒~Choi Min Chim~🍒 January 18, 2021

Kendall

A boring, bland and monotonous suburb of southwest Miami, notorious for awful traffic, street racing and cookie cutter homes. Kendall is populated by chongas and chongos with pea-sized brains who drive Honda Civics to and from their gated communities, continually referring to one another as "bro".

Kendall is the most boring place on earth, BRO!

by JohnLongson July 9, 2010

sam and kendall

a term of unknown origin meaning a couple in which the boy (sam) loves the girl (kendall) more than the girl (kendall) loves the boy (sam)

Dude, did you see those two at prom, they're totally sam and kendall.

by stacie's December 8, 2007

kendall

A kendall is a penis which is larger than the eiffel tower. This has only occured once in history, but is expected to happen again in the next 10 - 20 years. The one person with a 'kendall' is located in cambridge new zealand.

Willy had a kendall and was the son of jebus.

by Ken 2 the dall September 14, 2008