gnome job

n. - a sexual act in which a person sits on the tip of the garden gnome's hat until they, or the gnome, achieves climax.

n. - in other circles, it is the sexual act of manual penis stimulation from a garden gnome
Brandi: Where is Jackson right now?

Mark: Last I saw, he left the viewing of the Great Gatsby and was caught in the garden getting a gnome job. I don't think he wants anymore quiche...
by BungBro5 April 07, 2014
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Poke Job

It's when she pokes it.
Male 1: dude did you get laid last night
Male 2: nah, even better, I got a poke job!
by koolaidman4 June 25, 2010
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Bo-Job

The act of consuming a Bojangle's BoBerry Biscuit while simultaneously receiving fellatio.
Dude, Cindy totally gave me an amazing Bo-Job last night!

Every time I go to Bojangles now I keep thinking about when that waitress gave me a Bo-Job. Changed my life forever.
by Patrick Bateman145 December 06, 2010
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Irmo Job

An Irmo job is a combination of several sexual positions/acts. Irmo Jobs usually consist of blow jobs, hand jobs, anal, titty jobs, and pervert jobs, and just overall just good sex.
Wow Bobby we tried so many positions last night that I may have accidentally given you an Irmo Job.
by [FRSH] Bobby Biesel May 26, 2010
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whack job

You see that guy trying to make water flow uphill? He's a real whack job
by Bungalow Bill February 26, 2002
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Stroke Job

When a man or a woman verbally caresses a person's ego with kind words, to the point of blushing.
Girl: Oh professor, you have the cutest smile! Has anyone ever told you that?

Professor thinks to himself: I'm not about to fall for her Stroke Job! Just calmly tell her to go away and that shes failing no matter what she says.
by PrOf3sHuNaLoS3R November 30, 2010
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Bodge Job

Any job done by someone else who are distracted or careless with their work and make a total bodge Job of it.

Also known as Botch Job.
Bob - "I'll have this done in no time."

Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."

Or;

Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."

Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"

Or;

Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."

Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"
by Long Johns March 16, 2012
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