jobscurity

Referring to the alienation of unsatisfying, barely-consequential work life spent poring over minutiae in a cubicle.

Kim finally left her job at Progressive Insurance when she realized she had just spent the last 10 years of her life toiling away in jobscurity.

by exesforeyes October 31, 2007

jabesh

The awesomest guy ever who is freaking cute and has a great sense of humor. Also really smart.

Jabesh is my best friend

by Someone586y494 December 15, 2013

joeslyn

Joeslyn :

A beautiful girl, smart, and athletic. Plays a sport, has a boyfriend, and always on the look out for something cool. Chill, cute, and fam💯💯.

Yoo, i got a Joeslyn. She's awesome.

by Ahhh ahhh May 22, 2016

why so jobless ?

Why So Jobless (WSJ) has been derived from Why So Serious.

"Why So Jobless can be used as a response to someone who is completely jobless and is talking complete crap and is driving the other person insane.

ram : wanna join me for a party at 10 am this monday ?
sai : dude Why So Jobless ?

by silent hacker June 8, 2011

blow jobs

something that you are forced to do if your in an all male prison.

criminal 01: "it's u'r turn tonight Jonathan"

Criminal 02: "no, i did it yesterday, besides your dick still up some other guys arse, i don't want his shit in my mouth"

by girl April 20, 2004

Jobe

A simpleton, someone who is poorly schooled, or someone with a mental deficiency.

Origin: Movie, The Lawnmower Man.

If you talk to Derek or KickFag, they seem like such Jobes. Are you sure they aren't retarded?

by Mario Rogic April 13, 2006

Jobus

Derived from the Greco-Latin word Jobucles (Jo-buh-kleez) meaning "vastly superior sarcasm and wit matched only by his ability to top himself".

In the classical Chinese, it is similar in meaning to the name of the great philosopher Facetious.

WARNING: More than 10 seconds of exposure to one known as Jobus will result in extreme giggliness or frustration - often a combination of both.

Jobus is at it again. (See sentence referencing the use of "Facetious")

Facetious say, "A penny saved is a penny unspent. So hand it over."

by Thugster C October 20, 2009