by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023
Get the Jakemug. Cause I'm a island boy, and I've been tryin' to may...
Oh I'm a island boy
Ay, I'mma just island boy, I'mma just island boy
I'mma get keep that gun, I be just staring at the sun
Nummies I'll fool gazin', I'm like the pool where I'm stayin'
They like "You wanna be famous?" I'm tryna be outdoor gators
I'm gonna be floater boy and get a real down tropical
I'm a island boy I put my vests on, yeah
Like a wug woman tryna make it to the top
I'm a island boy, I been tryin' to make it
Ay, sittin' with the gang gang slang, you ain't just sayin' no cane
Through the storm, through the rain, 'coz we try a home like a lime
From a the island boy, from the Caribbean
Kay, cool, kay, soul koowah ya'll
I'm a island boy
Oh I'm a island boy
Ay, I'mma just island boy, I'mma just island boy
I'mma get keep that gun, I be just staring at the sun
Nummies I'll fool gazin', I'm like the pool where I'm stayin'
They like "You wanna be famous?" I'm tryna be outdoor gators
I'm gonna be floater boy and get a real down tropical
I'm a island boy I put my vests on, yeah
Like a wug woman tryna make it to the top
I'm a island boy, I been tryin' to make it
Ay, sittin' with the gang gang slang, you ain't just sayin' no cane
Through the storm, through the rain, 'coz we try a home like a lime
From a the island boy, from the Caribbean
Kay, cool, kay, soul koowah ya'll
I'm a island boy
Pretty sure that Jake is a virgin
by Not Jake 69 November 23, 2021
Get the Jakemug. by urmomsb July 25, 2019
Get the Jakemug. A fucking amazing guy who will brighten your whole world. His smile will heal any sadness and his eyes are a beautiful sea of blue. He will treat his friends like family despite being an asshole out of humor, but will ultimately aways be there for them. He is handsome, sweet, kind, caring, lovable, and the most adorable little puppy ever. Break his heart and you will die :) loves to do flips. OG Alphas for life. cop a hoodie. they r clean asf.
by xMissAlyssa15x January 29, 2019
Get the Jakemug. by minecraftlover486 November 13, 2019
Get the Jakemug. by Jake>Noah October 12, 2019
Get the Jakemug.