Going on an adventure specifically to get a beautiful picture to share online, especially on Instagram.
by j.turansky January 5, 2016
Get the insta-missionmug. if you get this comment on tiktok, do not post your video on ig reels if you don’t want to get cooked
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024
Get the post this on insta reelsmug. A curse where after you post an Instagram with a girl you're banging, she breaks up with you soon after.
by tech4life February 26, 2017
Get the insta cursemug. : Lowbrow social media pseudo-wisdom touted as wisdom. Characterized by one or more of the following:
1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.
4. Often loaded with fluff.
1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.
4. Often loaded with fluff.
Examples of Insta-wisdom.
Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:
"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible
Example 2: Oversimplification:
There are three phases of life:
The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.
Example 3: Logical fallacies:
Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:
"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible
Example 2: Oversimplification:
There are three phases of life:
The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.
Example 3: Logical fallacies:
Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
by Dimebag Donny December 1, 2024
Get the Insta-wisdommug. 1)The act of taking photographs of food or drinks before consumption, typically with the intention of posting the image on a social networking website or otherwise sharing it with friends
2) The act of digitally capturing and sharing food and drink which became popularized on Instagram in the early 21st century
2) The act of digitally capturing and sharing food and drink which became popularized on Instagram in the early 21st century
My little sister can't make it through a day without Insta-eating at least twice, I had to stop following her.
by writing karma March 17, 2015
Get the Insta-eatingmug. The sudden rush of serotonin, dopamine, adrenaline (etc.) one may feel after they make an Instagram post
My sister just posted a hard launch pic with her boyfriend on Instagram and now she's running around the house like crazy because she's insta high
by priorpermission December 15, 2024
Get the insta highmug. 1. (prefix) Instant.
2. (proper noun) Short form of Instagram; a service that allows one to share photos and videos
2. (proper noun) Short form of Instagram; a service that allows one to share photos and videos
by Random14YearOld June 7, 2022
Get the instamug.