chair burn

Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move

Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!

by Fandangils November 7, 2013

Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

Foldable Chair

Certain foldable chairs WILL cause cancer OR birth defects. DO NOT SIT ON A FOLDABLE CHAIR!

Woman: "Did you sit in that foldable chair?"
Other woman: "Yeah, gave my baby two heads."

by Goodnight Sleepy January 29, 2019

chair wanker

Typically found in groups, people who go to music festivals and set up near the stage with deckchairs, inflatable sofas or picnic blankets and expect everyone to leave a big gap around them. Often can be found not even using aforementioned items.

"Hey did you enjoy the Isle of Wight Festival?"
"Sure, but there was chair wankers everywhere!"

by Wighteggy June 12, 2019

Chair-jacked

To get out of your chair and walk away to do something and come back and someone is in/has taken your chair.

Dude, what the heck I walked away to go get a drink of water and you chair-jacked me.

by Nate Kampe January 23, 2009

Chair Rubbing

The act of using a chair as a form of masturbation for men and women.

My favourite type of pleasure is "Chair Rubbing"

by UncleSans May 19, 2016

A Cunt in a Chair

A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.

Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones

by 000000000000009000000000000000 May 21, 2011