Ten Billion Humand Second Century

A unit describing how improbable a thing is, defined by Matt Parker. If a ten billion humans would do something every second, none stop for a century, it will happen 3.15×10^19. Based on that, you can be sure that if the probability of something is worse than a Ten Billion Humand Second Century, its not gonna happen.

"If i keep trying, i can eventually get a hollow knight speed run where every enemy give me essence, right?"
"Thats can't happen is Ten Billion Humand Second Century, thats not gonna happen. Unless you gonna use a mod to get some dream luck..."

by MazerT November 6, 2021

pathetic excuse for a human being

"Pathetic excuse for a human being" is used to describe someone who is so pathetic at what he does and what he believes in that he have no redeeming qualities, he is considered completely useless, he always complains about everything and never do anything to fix it, he feeds off attention and rage & complains when he doesn't get any, all he does is annoy and hurt the people around him, his ideas and morality are so pathetic so wrong so ridiculous that no one cares to listen, some people will even argue that he is not worth keeping alive but he is usually so pathetic that he is not even worth killing.

guy #1: have you seen this girl kim kardashian she is so famous but i don't know why, she can't sing she can't act she can't dance all she dose is take selfies and complain what hell man.

guy #2: yeah i know she is a pathetic excuse for a human being

by one way road September 8, 2016

Garbage Human

A Person who is a useless/worthless waste of space and resources. They should be avoided like the plague.

"That guy (or girl) says some of the most thoughtless, foulest, insensitive shit I have ever heard, it's why everyone stays away from them. He/She is a real garbage human."

by TheRealThinker March 3, 2019

Oh the humanity

A phrase equivalent to "Oh my God!!!", but with more emotion.

Assosciated with the Hindenburg disaster, Herb Morrison, a reporter for WLS Radio in Chicago, who was covering the event live, cried out the now famous words, "Oh, the Humanity!" as he watched the airship burst into flames.

"It's burst into flames!
Get out of the way! please! Oh my, this is terrible... Oh, the humanity! ... and all the passengers!"

by Humphro April 4, 2005

Human Chess

When you and a stranger Person A Are walking towards each other and When you are about 9 inches away you try to move out of the way. Once you move out the way, Person A also tries to move out the way and you guys almost collide but you dont and quickly go to the other side. Then SUPRISE person A also tries to move out the way. This can keep happening for seconds and even have a Stalemate.

Me: *walking*
Person A: *Walking*
Me: *Move to my left*
Person A: *move to his/her right*
Me: *move to my right*
Person A *Move to his/her left*

*Finally Over*
Me:I Fucking hate playing human chess

by KGtheBEAST June 9, 2009

human hemorrhoid

Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.

That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!

by chezo July 22, 2009

Humanal

To act like a human, albeit an arsehole which is typical of human behaviour

I wasn't surprised that John slept with Brian's wife, that's very humanal of him

by Mr B Poet July 6, 2016