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Homely Duties

What you say you are doing when you know your girl is going to see your Facebook posting. Really you are at home looking at porn and masturbating.
Bobby: What u up to man?

Jesse: Chillin doing homely duties (while typing 4chan into an open browser window)
by Hurricane Sabrina November 5, 2010
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homeless handshake

Getting a handjob from a homeless person in exchange for a handout of money.
There are women at the shelter who will give you a homeless handshake for $5.
by J-Jo F February 21, 2011
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Homefail

The nickname for the video game Homefront,which after its release was virtually unplayable due to serious problems in the Multiplayer.
Joe: Did you buy Homefront?
Dick: You must mean Homefail...that piece of shit is only good for a beer coaster.
by MPsalm October 8, 2011
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Homemade Special

When a crazy ass bitch gets busted for shoplifting at Walmart and reaches into her pants to throw shit at the guard to get away.
Dude 1: Bro, better duck and cover, that crazy ass bitch is giving the security guard a homemade special with extreme prejudice!
Dude 2: Whoa! Incoming!
by Parkasaurus January 2, 2015
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Homelessexual

A person thats fucks people for a place to stay.
Ryan Homer sleeps with people so he will be able to stay the night with that person! Bcuz he is a homelessexual!!
by Batman509 March 10, 2021
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homemade word

Those words invented at home, and used in the family but don't have a meaning outside of the family or friendship group
Tom: Sorry I didn't understand that, what did you say?

David: Oh, sorry, it was a homemade word.
by Fox_In_The_Box June 24, 2013
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homeland

1. American Nazi term derived from and equivalent to German Naziterm "der Fatherland". Der Fatherland was used by Hitler to impassion Germans with patriotism, diverting their attention from laws, legislation and programs authorizing genocide and ethnic cleansing.

2 Emotionally laden term used by Baby Bush to describe the lands and territories of United States of America to artificially stimulate U.S. citizens (and the press) to overwrought and zealous patriotism as a diversion from critical analysis of legislation depriving citizens of Constitutiona rights and freedoms.

3. Used by Baby Bush to engender patriotic and mindless support in U.S. citizens for his ill-conceived plan to complete the invasion of Iraq initiated by Papa Bush

4. Bush administration code name for a coordinated governmental plan to deprive U.S. citizens of coveted Constitutional rights and freedoms, with the vocal support of a majority of those citizens.

5. As a verb, to stimulate emotions to the detriment of thinking and analysis.

6. As a verb, to deceive, swindle, defraud, or embezzle, through emotional manipulation of the victim. To overcome rational thoughts by appeals to emotions or patriotism.

7. Offensive term denoting taking of land and property through the use of force, deception, temporary treaties, land grants and unfulfilled promises, primarily used by governments and gangsters.
1. Hitler's homeland programs authorized sending Jews to concentration camps.

2. "The homeland must be protected at all costs from rare, isolated attacks by members of cultures we do not understand or appreciate. We will kill more than 100 people (regardless of culpability) of each culture whose members were involved in the attack for each U.S. citizen or soldier killed by those attacks, as mobilize our military to subdue that culture."

"After the citizens relinquish their personal freedoms and liberty, we will be able to establish and enforce Christianity as the homeland religion. Citizens will be too frightened of arrest or retribution to resist. All for the glory of our God."

"We'll homeland them so much, that they will rally in the streets for us, even as we search their homes, library records, telephone records and surveil them with hidden cameras."

3. "We must protect the homeland from Iraqi terrorists and finish Poppy's, er Daddy's, er H.W. Bush's invasion and march to Bagdad".

4. "We will homeland them into agreeing to the Patriot Act. They won't know what hit them until after we have acquired their most precious Constitutional rights."

5. "The cheerleaders homeland the crowd so well, that the bad plays are not noticed.

6. "Infomercials homeland the audience" or "We'll homeland them at the seminar so well, that they will pay us lots of money for services and products they do not need." "The homeland worked. I voted for Bush."

7. "We'll homeland the neighborhood into paying us protection money." "The homeland worked! The Indians moved onto the Reservation."
by cynic1313 April 5, 2007
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