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Learned Helplessness

When a child/student gives you a perpetual "idk" face when you ask/they are asked, to do some menial task that is well within their ability to do so, but they want you to either do it for them, or just give them the answer.
Susie should stop displaying such obvious learned helplessness and tie her own damn shoelaces, the idiot is thirteen!

The students suffer from a ridiculous amount of learned helplessness whenever they are asked to go over something their science teacher *just*freaking*disscused*.
by The.strangler. June 2, 2016
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Nasal Helmet

When you pull your girl’s freshly worn panties (stains and skid marks a plus) over your head with your eyes peering thru the leg holes and the gusset running down your nose like a knight’s nasal helmet.

The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.
Rachel left her workout panties on the floor when s he she took a shower so I made myself a nasal helmet and enjoyed her ripe, pungent fragrance.
by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
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rubbing helmets

Rubbing helmets is closely associated with, but not exactly, touching tips.

A male may rub helmets when engaging in masculine activities or conversation with other heterosexual males.
Hey guys, are you really completing brake pad project or are you just rubbing helmets?
by KDizzle75 May 8, 2020
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spaghetti helmet

When it seems your injuries are incurable and you pass through the layers of permanent death, thus scream SPAGHETTI HELMET and ve cures of all your wounds!
He clearly died before me, I mean I severed his spine, then out of nowhere he screamed spaghetti helmet, and he stood up completely unscathed and his spine reattached. It was some bullshit.
by Sarah neuman October 16, 2021
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Robert Helpmann

Robert Helpmann is a YouTube channel with a few very disturbing videos. Those videos feature a bag that's said to contain a corpse named "Daisy". In every video, the person behind the channel does everyday activities with Daisy. The last video on this channel is from six years ago and shows Daisy leaving/being kicked out.

Many people like to think Daisy is a mannequin, while others belive this is a true crime.
I really hope that Robert Helpmann channel is just an edgy art project.
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Trojan War Helmet

The gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet.

*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp
"Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours."
by Fat Goose January 12, 2016
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Grandma's little helper

When you stay in the shower long enough that your hands become prune and then you jerk off! This action is best followed up by having a Werther"s original.
I took an extra-long shower today to make sure grandma's little helper came along.
by Jason in Denver April 8, 2017
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