billons of laughs, loves to sing ALOT, amazingly random, youtuber, sir-cough-alot, godly (loves god alot), has a fun life, has lame hair until she straightens it then its amazing, has rain boots, dresses up very weird, gives very good advice, accepts ppl for who they are, is a good actress, cant type without messing up every second, loves chucks (the shoes), caring, flirts alot, sleeps alot...not an early bird, says random weird things, can be very creepy, over exaggerates alot, thinks about death alot, loves food (pizza), a jazz addict, doesnt think quietly, sorta impatient, has amazing eyes, a pretty smile, makes lame jokes that ppl dont laugh at, shuts ppl down!, big boobs, no butt, pale as freakin crap, big feet, soft skin.....sometimes, likes musicals, less than threes thurmans, has a billion friends, and plenty more,
thing 1: i wanna be a heather...but...im a guy
thing 2: get away from me weird-o (thinks to himself i wanna be a heather too)
thing 2: get away from me weird-o (thinks to himself i wanna be a heather too)
by mysteria4 June 11, 2009
being so incoherently drunk that you can't remember a thing from the night. occassionally you may puke on someone/drunk text your mom. the worst kind of blackout imaginable.
"omg i was so heathered last night i texted my mom and told her i was blacked out! shes gonna fuckin killlll me"
" I was literally so heathered last night that I woke up covered in blue marker in the fetal position."
" I was literally so heathered last night that I woke up covered in blue marker in the fetal position."
by howayou_alice February 22, 2010
A largely dysfunctional human being who challenges any coffee cup to contain it's liquid, field tests smart phones for durability, and can not operate exercise equipment, let alone operate staircases.
Oh man, are you okay? That was a total Heather move.
That coffee cup I knocked over didn't spill a drop, it is completely Heather proofed!
That coffee cup I knocked over didn't spill a drop, it is completely Heather proofed!
by mgrunge1967 October 29, 2015
A 'Heatherism' is when you get mad or upset that people are being distant on texting, etc. and then a week later you find out they had a legitimate reason and then you feel guilty.
Also defined as the act of over overassuming people are distant or do not like you, and jumping to conclusions, only to quickly find out you are wrong.
Also defined as the act of over overassuming people are distant or do not like you, and jumping to conclusions, only to quickly find out you are wrong.
A person who sends a text message only saying "okay," sending a person into instant over analyzation mode, would be considered a "Heatherism."
by PlainJane27 April 22, 2010
the most hilarious, amazing, kindest person. she usually has big blue eyes and long blonde hair. she loves herself, and rightfully so! you can trust a heather with anything. when yout find a heather she will be your best friend forever
by itsverysecretsorry October 14, 2013
by Homeboy Kyle Braman December 15, 2015
To Heatherize, is to analyze every possible thing.
Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."
Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."
1) stop heatherizing my clothes
2) why do you heatherize my dick
3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.
2) why do you heatherize my dick
3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.
by TheOneWhoFucksAll June 23, 2010