handie

to give a guy great pleasure by rubbing up and down on his penis and whispering dirty words in his ear at the same time. girls,he'll love you for it.

oh sally, i've got a boner, could you please help me out and give me a handie.

by Sally March 3, 2003

Handi

Someone who is so stupid you sometimes think they are handicapped.

"Suren, That helmet makes you look like a handi"

by Tam March 16, 2004

handi

Doing something,or acting as if you are handicapped

Ay, look at the way that fools dancin all handi and shit son

by antonio m January 1, 2009

handi

Doing something,or acting as if you are handicapped

Ay, look at the way that fools dancin all handi and shit son

by antonio m August 10, 2007

Handitard

it is a combination of handicappedand retardtaking the worst of each and combining them. Used as an insult

That was the dumbest thing that i have ever heard. You are such a Handitard.

by J.R. February 20, 2005

handicapable

Someone who is crippled or handicapped but takes offense at those terms and prefers "handicapable."

Adam tore his Achilles tendon and can't walk, but thinks he can. He says he's not handicapped, he claims to be handicapable.

by Anti AMac December 11, 2007

Hannitize

To be "deputized" as a listener to Sean Hannity. Usually the person is of a conservative mindset, leaning towards less government and more involvement of the private sector. It is a bit like when forming a posse, the local marshal would deputize civilians.

At the freedom concert Hannity called me up on stage to be Hannitized.

by TCW373 August 29, 2007