coat hanger

Military term used to descibe a Soldier that has so much pent up sexual frustration that every spare minute of said Soldier's life is spent masturbating with the same hand. The result of which, is a dong that has been bent at a 90 degree angle from so much repetition. see Doc Chach

"Man I caught Doc beatin' off again last night, that's like the 20th time this week. He's gotta be working a coat hanger down there by now."

by Mayar September 19, 2006

hanger horns

When an oversized hanger stretches out the shoulders of your shirt and makes them pointy (they point up and out like horns)

My t-shirt looks ridiculous because of these dang hanger horns!

by fergmeister October 17, 2008

rusty hanger

Female version of blue balls.

“Hey Tonya how was your romantic night with Tom?”
“Oh it was good except for the end of the night, he gave me a rusty hanger”

by Jackie540 September 30, 2017

freedom hangers

testicles that reach mammoth proportions due to varioius influences including but not limited to, pot smoking, warm but comfortable temperatures or going commando for large stretches of time. The testicles relax and stretch becoming almost a nuisance due to the proximity that they reach between your legs.

After smoking pot by the pool all day, Allison complemented me on my freedom hangers.

by MoneyMatt June 11, 2006

Pullin' a Hanger

The act of dropping fecal matter or "droppin' a dook" off of a suspended platform;
ie. A balcony, scaffolding etc.

John: Oh what the hell man, what the fuck are you doing?
Tim: I'm pullin' a hanger man...
John: There's a name for that!? Awh god...
Tim: Ain't nothin' like dookin' off the balcony. Hand me the toilet paper.

by SlimDookin December 7, 2010

Hanger titties

When your wife likes to hang up your badass shirts sopping wet onto a hangar almost wide enough for a toddler's shirt - it causes protruding titties on your shoulders when you put your shirt on! Aka ... HANGER TITTIES

Did you see bro's new badass golf shirt today? It looks great ... now he had a set of hanger titties on his shoulders to match his big bouncies on the front side. Woo hoo!

by Craigbc72 December 12, 2015

hole hanger

Similar to a bungdangler but slightly larger with a higher likelihood of dropping on its own.
Almost always sucessfully pinched provided adequate rim control or a vigorous shake of the rear end.

..."after a tenuous moment of patience, this morning's hole hanger dropped safely into the great abyss"

by Phishn February 6, 2005