coat hanger

Military term used to descibe a Soldier that has so much pent up sexual frustration that every spare minute of said Soldier's life is spent masturbating with the same hand. The result of which, is a dong that has been bent at a 90 degree angle from so much repetition. see Doc Chach

"Man I caught Doc beatin' off again last night, that's like the 20th time this week. He's gotta be working a coat hanger down there by now."

by Mayar September 19, 2006

hanger horns

When an oversized hanger stretches out the shoulders of your shirt and makes them pointy (they point up and out like horns)

My t-shirt looks ridiculous because of these dang hanger horns!

by fergmeister October 17, 2008

rusty hanger

Female version of blue balls.

“Hey Tonya how was your romantic night with Tom?”
“Oh it was good except for the end of the night, he gave me a rusty hanger”

by Jackie540 September 30, 2017

hole hanger

Similar to a bungdangler but slightly larger with a higher likelihood of dropping on its own.
Almost always sucessfully pinched provided adequate rim control or a vigorous shake of the rear end.

..."after a tenuous moment of patience, this morning's hole hanger dropped safely into the great abyss"

by Phishn February 6, 2005

Piss Hanger

When you shake your penis after pissing but there will always be one drop remaining.

Rob: Don't tell me you had a shit in there.

Dan: I didn't! It was just a massive piss hanger.

by Maple P Story May 12, 2013

stank-hanger

a fart (or any other form of gassy production)that is not able to exit the body. it can be easily exposed of by squishing the butt cheeks together. the stank-hanger should slide out unnoticed. stank-hangers are usially silent and have no potent stench. they usially occur before a large bowel movement.

to a group of friends: guys hold on i gotta stop and release my stank-hanger.

Freind: aw kevin gross!

by loco cocoa moma March 10, 2008

freedom hangers

testicles that reach mammoth proportions due to varioius influences including but not limited to, pot smoking, warm but comfortable temperatures or going commando for large stretches of time. The testicles relax and stretch becoming almost a nuisance due to the proximity that they reach between your legs.

After smoking pot by the pool all day, Allison complemented me on my freedom hangers.

by MoneyMatt June 11, 2006