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coat hanger

Military term used to descibe a Soldier that has so much pent up sexual frustration that every spare minute of said Soldier's life is spent masturbating with the same hand. The result of which, is a dong that has been bent at a 90 degree angle from so much repetition. see Doc Chach
"Man I caught Doc beatin' off again last night, that's like the 20th time this week. He's gotta be working a coat hanger down there by now."
by Mayar September 19, 2006
mugGet the coat hangermug.

hole hanger

Similar to a bungdangler but slightly larger with a higher likelihood of dropping on its own.
Almost always sucessfully pinched provided adequate rim control or a vigorous shake of the rear end.
..."after a tenuous moment of patience, this morning's hole hanger dropped safely into the great abyss"
by Phishn February 6, 2005
mugGet the hole hangermug.

rusty hanger

“Hey Tonya how was your romantic night with Tom?”
“Oh it was good except for the end of the night, he gave me a rusty hanger”
by Jackie540 September 30, 2017
mugGet the rusty hangermug.

stank-hanger

a fart (or any other form of gassy production)that is not able to exit the body. it can be easily exposed of by squishing the butt cheeks together. the stank-hanger should slide out unnoticed. stank-hangers are usially silent and have no potent stench. they usially occur before a large bowel movement.
to a group of friends: guys hold on i gotta stop and release my stank-hanger.

Freind: aw kevin gross!
by loco cocoa moma March 10, 2008
mugGet the stank-hangermug.

hanger horns

When an oversized hanger stretches out the shoulders of your shirt and makes them pointy (they point up and out like horns)
My t-shirt looks ridiculous because of these dang hanger horns!
by fergmeister October 17, 2008
mugGet the hanger hornsmug.

Pullin' a Hanger

The act of dropping fecal matter or "droppin' a dook" off of a suspended platform;
ie. A balcony, scaffolding etc.
John: Oh what the hell man, what the fuck are you doing?
Tim: I'm pullin' a hanger man...
John: There's a name for that!? Awh god...
Tim: Ain't nothin' like dookin' off the balcony. Hand me the toilet paper.
by SlimDookin December 7, 2010
mugGet the Pullin' a Hangermug.

Hanger titties

When your wife likes to hang up your badass shirts sopping wet onto a hangar almost wide enough for a toddler's shirt - it causes protruding titties on your shoulders when you put your shirt on! Aka ... HANGER TITTIES
Did you see bro's new badass golf shirt today? It looks great ... now he had a set of hanger titties on his shoulders to match his big bouncies on the front side. Woo hoo!
by Craigbc72 December 12, 2015
mugGet the Hanger tittiesmug.

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