the male genitalia is half erect when topics of the domestic variety come up in conversation while the prior to, or during the act of intercourse , the male is husband material because he is polite and does not do anything the woman does not want to.
by dadbonermaker September 24, 2014
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I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.
by falcoiii July 5, 2016
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Newly transformed life/procreating partner; one who assumes all provider and domesticated roles, bat shit crazy. Male version of "wifey".
by NDUP November 27, 2018
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1. A husband who takes unfair advantage and robs you of everything you cherish.
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2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots
3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal
4. A husband under 5’5
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by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023
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The marine husband works at the 7 day and the mcdonalds, makes it to his kids soccer games, and never once waivered from his wives side while she was serving over seas.
by JJGYET March 14, 2015
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