google translate

A site that has single handedly saved my foreign language grade

Google Translate: A a guardian watching over me

by dont_care77 March 5, 2017

Alternate Google

Many versions of www.google.com.

poogle, kizoogle, and froogle are all Alternate Googles.

by flclimax1 November 24, 2007

google torture

Google Torture (noun) When you Google old friends and classmates and and keep going until you find out that they way are more successful than you are and you haven't done jackshit.

I stayed up last night playing Google Torture until I lost all of my self esteem.

by Lansana Jahun October 11, 2010

Goobley Minion

The real definition of awesomeness/ name of someone awesome.

Guy 1: "Did you see that triple backflip off a plane?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! That must be Goobley Minion."

by trololololol<3 April 26, 2013

Google golf

A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.

My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!

by ekolis January 25, 2014

Google MD

Often touted as a "GMD" this highly sought after degree has risen to be superior in all aspects to the much less prestigious title of MD. One must complete a mind numbing number of hours Google clicking (usually comprised of a combination of squandered office time and neglected family time) in the righteous and noble pursuit of self diagnoses.

Patient "LOOK DOC, I stayed up all night Googling my symptoms and I know what I know! I am definitely pregnant!"
Doctor "In spite of your Google MD I must point out the obvious you that you are a MAN and all you have is GAS!

by AJB Certified Google M.D. February 23, 2017

Gooblers

Little Men that sprout out of your body

Person 1:"Oh shit! My Gooblers are running everywhere!"
Person 2:"You better get your Gooblers in check!"

by Grandmas Arthritis June 29, 2020