gesus

the correct way to say gesus because gesus is our gand not our j

“aye yo foo ya know gesus?” “uhhh...oh yeah he ma g”

by Gesus Ma G April 3, 2019

history of the entire world i guess

The most holy youtube video ever. End of conversation.

P1: history of the entire world i guess
P2: *pulls out AK12* you have said the name in vain. YOU MUST DIE

by exportedtoastie September 9, 2020

Guessterbate

Guessing how long it will take you to masterbate

Hey i guessterbate 10 minutes.

by BigC-RR May 25, 2009

bene gesserit witch

A female that appears to be beating or pwning a male at his own game with no effort and much ease.

That bene gesserit witch must be using a wall hack because no girl is that good.

by mieshka September 24, 2005

Guesstimate

A word that teachers and old ladies use to sound annoying, even though it literally means the same thing as estimate.

Student: Can you show me how to solve this equation?

Teacher: Sure! You start with a little guesstimate, and th-

Student: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by GotAFuckingUsername September 7, 2015

Guess Who

Online free 'Guess Who' is a manipulitive plot to dictract while invaders from another planet stalk the shit outta u trash.
Freaky music and that fucktarded monicle guy, AND U TELL ME that THIS game is not for nutbags to figure us out.
Think about this before you let your little sibling play this telepathetic game EVER again.

Boy one: I was playing guess who when I started feeling this tingling sensation in my toes and thats, Jaimy, the day I lost my virginity.
Boy 2:RRRRREALLY
Boy 1:so really, that guy... or girl... or alien crap stuff... was real HAWT
Boy 2:RRRREALLY
Boy 1:SHUT UP GEORGE
Boy 2:my name MERDOK
Boy 1:GUESS WHO MY FUCKING STUPID ASS THEN

by Monicle Guy August 8, 2009

thanks...i guess

When you thank someone for something but want so be quirky and relatable at the same time (but failing at it)

Or when you thank someone for something and want to make fun of Emma Chamberlain {Youtuber} (and/or her speech at the streamy awards 2018) at the same time (and not failing at it)

A: Here is your birthday present
B: ThAnkS...i guEsS

by mynameisisi November 10, 2018