when life gets hard suck something hard

usually life gets hard for people so you should take my advice and suck something hard instead.

Life’s so hard why don’t i suck something hard like maddie said “when life gets hard suck something hard”

by swaggymaddie January 6, 2022

peace geese

(verb) the act of relying on the most sober friend (if you are a true peace geeser none of your friends are ever completely sober) to wake you up so you can leave a late night drunken rendevous and be home to wake up in the comfort of your own bed before you can actually fully remember what you even did last night.

(verb) a two word phrase that can be whispered among friends meaning...let's get the hell out of here

(relentless next day poses for photos and laughing about the night before) one friend holds up a peace sign while the other friend holds up the geese sign (thumb and pinky out...all other fingers down)....this seems pety, I know....but it never gets old.

A perfectly executed peace geese is done in the midnight hours and sometimes you yourself don't even realize you are doing it...it's like your body has been trained to never wake up in the daylight hours at the scene of a drunken hook-up where you might be forced to realize what you have just done...and who you have just done

(Waking up in your warm comfortable bed at home with your best friend): What the hell happened last night? I don't know but I'm glad that we peace geesed before we realized what we were doing. Should we start drinking before we remember?..Yesssss.

by KB and BT November 6, 2010

Geese in the bog

When a girl has been fucked so many times that when you go to fuck her, her vagina is destroyed and full of questionable liquid (mostly other guys sperm) so that it’s like a bog

Guy 1: “dude, I heard you hooked up with some bitch last night”

Guy 2: “yea but she’s a slut, it’s was like geese in the bog”

by Me_bruh September 13, 2017

no girl gets left behind association

1) A concept based on the G.W. Bush era, where a brave and daring group of men decide that all women will be laid in their presence, even the not so desirable ones. Their logo is of an american flag with two holes cut out, this is used to cover the faces of the ugly hoes who's faces will have to be wrapped in the flag in order to complete the brave task of banging them. 2) A group of men who are looking for action any way they can get it.

I heard that Rob is part of the "no girl gets left behind association". Now there is a man who boldly goes where many men have gone before.

by HansJaeger May 20, 2006

gets

hook up, had a sexual experience with

"yo dude im gonna get my gets with that girl tonight."

by B-ride November 16, 2007

gets

Short for "get it?" or "get me?"

"Geez, Kelsy! I've got work to do and I don't need you breathing down my neck. Gets?"

by Retro Junkie July 7, 2006

Gaggle of geese

A group or gang of white people

There's a gaggle of geese at Starbucks

by Sparks31 December 10, 2016