Geriatrimony

The condition of acting like an old fart not long after one is married.

William doesn't join us for happy hour anymore, since his type 2 geriatrimony set in.

by Silvur Surfer May 26, 2011

Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.

That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.

by IneedanID June 16, 2011

geriagrapher

an individual who photographs, videotapes, or makes other media portraying the elderly

He was the most published geriagrapher in Florida.

by humbleguru November 15, 2011

geriattrition

the process of aging while knowing that you will never see any Social Security/Medicare/pension/retirement benefits.

"Due to a high rate of geriattrition, I'll be eating cat food and living in a van down by the river when I retire."

by BadaBoomer February 7, 2013

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

gerimaiha

Gerimiaha is a MILF that very hoe wants. He is very attractive. He is wanted by every girl that ever seen him. Has a small dick. But huge heart. Very outgoing loud. And never admits his gayness. But also sexy ass hell!!!

Gerimaiha is so sexy!

by Suck my dick 123 January 30, 2017

Geriaction

When a man is about to have carnal knowledge of an older women.

Carlos is about to get some geriaction

by Loaderdpas February 24, 2017