tard gene

The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.

Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021

Polluted the gene pool

Got a girl pregnant.

Mom, Israel polluted the gene pool again!

by WaffenSS soldat August 17, 2012

f-gene

when a girl has the potential to become fat at anytime. aka fat-gene

she looks kool, but i dono, she got the f-gene.

by autoreverseaudio June 13, 2004

Chlorine in the gene pool

Expression used when someone dies doing something stupid. Can alternatively be used for the deaths of people deemed unworthy of reproduction.

Likens the dead to microbes in a metaphorical gene pool, chlorine being a chemical used to kill microbes in actual pools.

“Did you hear about the robber who got killed robbing a 7-Eleven with a fake gun?” “More chlorine in the gene pool, huh”

by Simpsmasher January 10, 2021

gay gene

A gene, which possesed in a pair, makes one gay. If a person is only a carrier of the gay gene (meaning they only have one gay gene and one hetero gene) then the person is only subject to acting "gay" half of the time but does not sleep with the same sex, usually.

"That Dustin has the gay gene, I just saw him download a whole batch of gay midget cowboy porn."

or

Katie: "Yea, I know Dustin is married to a woman named Amanda but did you see how gay he always acts?"

Chris: "That is because he is a carrier of the gay gene."

by modenapsu February 16, 2008

Mean Gene

The gene that is passed down by blacks that makes their people naturally violent and mean.

Mean Black: I'm a mean black with a tennis racket! You gonna get raped!

White Woman: Oh great, his mean gene is acting up.

by Margie Corder September 23, 2009

buyeske gene

to do absolutle nothing at all, and still be muscular, strong, and an overall rockin' body.

Person A: did u see john? all he does is sit home and eat junk and play games. and hes still ripped!

Person B: man thts cuz he has the buyeske gene!!!

by samsung67645097675464565464565 July 18, 2009