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Gapoontite

A polite remark that one says to his lady friend when she sneezes and queefs at the same
Gapoontite my dear.
by Maniconwords July 13, 2024
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Gazoon Squad

The GAZOON Squad: Uphill Athletes with that BOOTY dough
laughter and love in aid of flow
In athletic groups, few combine a love for physical exertion with a strong sense of humor and compassion as seamlessly as the "Gazoon Squad." Named after a light-hearted joke, the Gazoon Squad is a unique collective of individuals who are passionate about going uphill and embody the spirit of camaraderie and empathy.
At its core, the Gazoon Squad is a band of uphill athletes. Whether it's hiking, trail running, or cycling, members of the Gazoon Squad are united by their passion for activities that involve ascension of elevations and growing a large rear end. The uphill journey is more than just a physical challenge; it's a metaphor for resilience, perseverance, booty clapping, and the pursuit of personal growth.
However, what truly sets the Gazoon Squad apart is their light-hearted approach. They embrace the humor in their name and the playful origin of the term "gesundheit". This sense of humor fosters an environment where members can push their limits while maintaining a positive and joyful attitude, a tight core, and a dump truck that would turn grandma’s head “me-oh-my-oh, it’s like a bulldog with a mayonnaise sandwich down there.”
Look at that gazoon squad, got a onion booty, so nice it makes me cry
by Lovingkindnessmike August 1, 2024
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As you are jerking off, right as you are about to cum, grab gorilla glue and quickly glue your urethra shut. Let it sit for as long as it needs to for the adhesive to solidify itself, then return to jerking off until you ejaculate.
No, not right now mom, I'm busy glooning!
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When you Goon so hard that your body starts to glow.
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Man I just glooned SO hard last night.
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Me too! Wanna have a Gloon off tomorrow?
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Cowabunga dude! Of course!
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