Double Gripping

Grabbing the shaft with one hand while placing the other hand above thus stroking the head as well, continuously. Special care must be taken during this procedure to ensure satisfaction and safety. Wear eye protection for stray streams. A tingling sensation may occur afterwards.

Tom was caught double gripping again.

by Aamiye March 27, 2017

Titan Grip

Used to describe an excruciatingly tight handjob, often recieved from a lady of masculine physique.

Hospital man: so how exactly did you break your dick?

Luke: it started hurting after this $3 hooker gave me a handjob in my yarris

Hospital man: hmmm looks like titan grip too me

by jonzo89 March 11, 2011

"gripping pad"

Background: As a Fleet Risk-Control Manager in a major city, our drivers are taught to reduce their "driver reaction distance" (gas to brake time) by entering into a "preliminary pad grip," (brake pad to rotor with minor, unnoticeable contact); this is also known as "gripping pad."

Example One:

Driver: "It's not my fault I hit that truck that shot out of the mouth of that blind alley."

Fleet Safety Director: "Yea, but you should have been "gripping pad" going through there..."

Example Two:

Driver: "Don't blame me that I knocked that person down; she came out of nowhere."

Fleet Safety Director: "You should have been "gripping pad" going through there with all the people present!"

Fleet Safety Director:

by Ricky Razzle February 24, 2009

grip that grain

to pay attention to the steering wheel and start driving

driver (turning around): hey, where do youi guys wanna eat tonight?
passanger: wtf, grip that grain and pay attention to the road, you gonna get us killed

by roman holiday February 19, 2009

up in a grip

To have one's balls in a vice-grip. To beshackled by an unpleasant task preventing fun times that were previously planned.

I'm all up in a grip here. My boss just gave me the Lumberg. Gotta come in on Saturday. No Vegas for me.

by evil adam June 10, 2009

grip

an undetermined amount of anything, often associated with periods of time, but also describes amounts of mostly anything.

hey buddy! I haven't seen you in a grip!!

by dano whatever May 22, 2005

jew grip

N. A trait a person possesse where they are tight with money. Not letting money go easily, being extremely cheap.
Not letting money escape.

Dan has had the jew grip lately he doesn't even want to spend 300 dollars to fix his car, so i have to always give him a ride.

by A X March 20, 2008