Michelin Grip

The stroking of another man's penis usually in a very strong grip making the man's schlong turn blue and feeling its pulse

Man 1: Bro why are you in the hospital?
Man 2: That bitch did the Michelin Grip on me man

by Urophobia May 17, 2023

Titty Nip Death Grip

The name of the ultimate purple nurple. Symptoms of a Titty Nip Death Grip includes: Bleeding, bruising, lactation, burning, itching, stinging, vomiting, and watering eyes.

Steve: Hey man, did you see Dave yesterday?
Joe: Yeah, It looks like he got a good Titty Nip Death Grip.
Steve: Ha, he was crying for hours!

by Drfuzzybawlz December 27, 2010

grimsby

A town in North East Lincolnshire. Does NOT smell of fish in the slightest, although don't go near the fishing docks without a gas mask.

Infested with chavs, also full of attention-seeking fucking emos.

The town is split up into main 'estates', there's usually fights between the estates, which people usually don't turn up to, as most fights are all mouth and headlocks.

Dickhead #1: I iz frm nunsthorpe n i wil kik da shit out ov u
Dickhead #2: ye rite m8, i iz from yarborough n i wil kik da shit out ov u
Normal Person: Fucking morons, i can't wait until i get out of shitty grimsby.

by Kyle Frith November 19, 2006

European grip

Technique used for male masturbation in which the performer grasps the penis palm down instead of palm up.

I took a big chance going "palm down" but the European grip won the competition for me.

by gsodthecluck July 17, 2009

Vulcan Gooch Grip

Adjust your fingers into the classic Vulcan configuration, with the pinky and ring finger all the way to the left and the middle and index finger all the way to the right. Approach your woman and insert two in the pink, two in the stink. Next, tighten the grip by clamping your fingers toward each other. This should completely decimate her gooch if performed with any sort of competence.

The vulcan gooch grip is the fastest way to have that cloaca that you always wanted.

by darkass November 22, 2005

gripped

Adj. Characterized by intense anxiety or fear, and accompanied by twitching muscles, rapid breathing, full body muscle contractions, testicular retraction and severe puckering of the anal sphincter; usually brought on by climbing on difficult terrain or WAY above your last piece of protection.

Dude, he's about to peel; he's way too gripped to finish the climb.

by jrw April 24, 2005

Dolphin Grip

An awkward handjob/masturbatory grip where the thumb faces down and comes up against the pelvis. It allows guys to jerk off other guys without either being labeled gay. However, if a male masturbates using the dolphin grip, he is most certainly a homosexual. Furthermore, if a girl gives a guy a handjob with the dolphin grip, they are both gayer than a Clay Aiken concert.

"I mean, yeah, I jerked off that dude from Omega Tau at our house party last night, but I used the dolphin grip so it's totally cool. Right?"

by Fat Bobby August 23, 2007