This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card. 

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card. by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

functioning member of society 

men

Elena: the f in men stands for funny
Chris: the f in women stands for functioning member of society.

men are superior

functioning member of society by schriss69 May 20, 2020

funcation 

playful function

When designing for entertainment, funcation is a primary concern.

funcation by hopefulpolka December 18, 2009

high-functioning neurotypical 

A neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.

These positive traits include:
Not needing to make small talk
Not playing head games
Not playing office politics
Prefering function over prettiness
Not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds
Willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this)

In time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to pass for aspie.

This website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.

high-functioning neurotypical by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

high functioning fangirl 

a girl who is insanely in love with Sherlock and quotes him at random

I'm not a psychopath i'm a high functioning fangirl do your research!

high functioning fangirl by SuteKyo December 8, 2014

Functionista 

Someone who consistently wears situationally appropriate clothing.

Anyone who dresses purely according to the dictates of function, in response to actual weather conditions and in pursuit of personal comfort.

The opposite of fashionista.

Prior to climbing the mountain the functionistas gathered at the trail head to triple check the pit zips on their gor-tex jackets, prime their camelbak hydration systems and compare multitools.

Functionista by Todd Zerger August 7, 2007

To get functioned 

To be a beneficiary of a malfunction.

Dear , the Toyota didnt stop, why did I have to be the one to get functioned

To get functioned by jeffbo February 17, 2010