farkwin's law

Related to godwin's law, this law states that as the length of a discussion thread on FARK increases, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one. Coined by Jack31081

"as a discussion on Fark.com grows longer, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one.

image of said squirrel

/mission accomplished"

by anonymous December 13, 2004

farkin' bollox

a traditional welsh language phrase, derived from the indo-european language of 'colloquism'. Used mainly as an expletive when accidents occurr. Can also be used on rare forms of expressions of happinness.

when hitting oneself with a hammer: "ow, farkin' bollox!"

or when doing something fantastic: wow! farkin' bollox

by all welsh beings October 13, 2004

Furkan Taha

He is known with his kindness and friendly behaviour. Another definition for him is "brother". He is beside you when you need and won't leave until you are ok(sometimes this can be ...creepy but it's ok...I guess). And he can play guitar. Kısaca iyiki varsın kardeşim

-Olum neden are you acting like a dick. -- aynen lan Cant you be like Furkan Taha?

by CepteDuranKalem May 4, 2018

farkinlot

when you pull into the Food Lion parking lot and have to take a shit

I pulled up in the farkinlot and couldn’t hold it in- I didn’t even get a cart, just ran to the bathroom. After I left, the produce guy yelled, “Damn.” My wife wouldn’t go into the grocery store after that.

by Mavis Magillacutty October 17, 2020

Fark you

A word used on choots

Fark you Yaseen and Riyaad, they choots

by Balachops July 2, 2021

fearkink

fearkink is a tiktoker who post the most curl-toe-ing arch-backing grip-sheeting content ever existed, which i beg you to follow him and ALWAYS watch their content! also here is a quote from the one and only fearkink: "solar eclipses are cool but i wish the world would end -03-12" also her pfp's are always the best....like they always have me butt-clenching.

poopkink: omg have you seen fearkink's new tiktok?? its so funny!!
kinkpoop: oh my golly i havent! *runs to their room to get their phone*

poopkink and kinkpoop: fear kink is the best person out here!!!🏳️ 🌈

by poopkink March 28, 2022

Farkle

A really addicting game that can get can competetive with your friends.

A game played with 6 dice.

A game played on Facebook.

Yo, man, I was playing Farkle and I got a high score and Steve had to go and get a higher one.

by Cassie_yo January 11, 2010