frankencareer

An assortment of 2-3 part-time jobs that a recent college graduate falls into when nothing else pans out. All of these jobs are "short-term" and glom together into this titanic, time-eating Chronos of a monster that more or less destroys your personal life. A frankencareer is primarily due to the recent global recession, and is more than likely not due to some huge failing on the part of the recent graduate.

It is rumored that frankencareers may not be limited to younger folk and that the the tumorous hulk that is underemployment may be spreading to the (gasp) old people!

Congratulations Class of 2013! Your frankencareer awaits you!

by MaximillienTenn May 14, 2013

frankenfashion

creating or editing an piece of clothing with parts from another or many other pieces of clothing.

Example: your parents get you a new pair of jeans to replace your old ones but it turns out the new ones have no pockets, so you take the pockets off the old one and add them to the new ones. that would be Frankenfashion

Example 2: You have several shirts that you like certain parts of so you take the parts you like and put them together into a new shirt you like completely to make a frankenfashion.

by Sennen August 23, 2014

Frankenfriendly

A person who claims to be your friend, or has made it abundantly clear that they are your friend, even so they are so monstrously deformed or socially inadequate that no persons, other than the equally afflicted, would countenance their existence, let alone being chums.

Origin: Used metaphorically by pretentious 1970's film buff Goths and macabre people/failed scientists.

Most popular in: 1974 - Mel Brook's movie Young Frankenstein released and the stage musical "Buddy" most popular musical in Western Hemisphere.

Julie: "What the living nightmare on earth is THAT?!"
Julie's friend: "Quick, get in the car! ...he's coming over, oh...."
Frankenfriendly: "ww3453tr"E£$%£$TT" (completely incomprehensible as mouth so hideously deformed and has not been allowed to enter an education system.)
Julie & Julie's friend: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrgggg..." (driving away rather quickly, perhaps even hitting/running over Frankenfriendly, which is not a problem as he couldn't look any worse.)

by Pink Hippo Lover January 30, 2014

Frankenbitch

A female that wears too much makeup or has had way too much plastic surgery

Good grief check out the Frankenbitch coming this way.

by parsucks May 13, 2015

Frankenfreaks

People who eat so many genetically modified foods that they are made more of chemicals than natural materials like regular humans, making them behave in a bizarre or abnormal manner.

Those frankenfreaks go eat fast food at least twice a day.

by BeAbee107 July 19, 2016

Frankenfogle

When Jared Fogle dresses up for Halloween and follows a bunch of little children as they trick or treat. It can also mean an adjective "frankenfogled", which means for someone to get stalked by a costume-wearing Jared Fogle.

Parents: Now honey, don't go talking to any Frankenfogles tonight with your friends!

Random Guy: I bet frankenfogle will visit a bunch of houses tonight! Better barricade the doors and lock up my rock collection!

by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016

frandsen

very handsom guy with big dick

''let me get that frandsen''

by RasmusSeedak December 12, 2016