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Ranching

Having your sister drop you dome while cutting your front lawn on your ride on tractor. See Road Head
My sister stopped by while i was mowin' the lawn yesterday, ended up Ranching for a good hour!
by ZNorton January 25, 2009
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Finching

Named after Paul Finch from the hit teen movie "American Pie". Finching is the act of covering the toilet seat with toilet paper for hygenic reasons.

This act was first made popular by Paul Finch, although many say that females have practiced Finching for decades in public toilets due to the nature of their genitals.

Since hitting the big screens, Finching has become an art amongst Finching enthusiasts.

The grading of a Finch is dependant on time taken to finch, squares used to finch and coverage of toilet seat.

At the annual Finch Olympics, professional Finchers gather to compete for the prestigious Finch Cup. Every year Finchers develop new techniques and ideas.

The most basic method being the Quad 2 method (shown below).

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One time i walked into this public toilet, the seat had a grogan, mut juice, jew juice, buthole hair and a wisdom tooth on it. So Finching was my only option!
by Xupac April 22, 2010
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Fracking

The art of placing one's butt onto another persons butt and releasing the juiciest and the stinkiest fart in the hopes it enters the receiver's butthole.
My girl friend and I plan to spend the evening Fracking bare ass.
by QueequigSeaSick May 5, 2016
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Fatching

She's too peng fam, I think I'm fatching u kno...... I wanna make her mine.
by ZK Willz December 27, 2016
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fianceing

Fianceing means the art of being a good fiancé.
His fianceing was on fleek today!
by A. Martin April 21, 2018
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Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.
The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.
by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009
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Olive Branching

When one man inserts his erect penis into the flaccid urethra of another man. The term come from a combination of images and word play based on the olive. The image of a pimento olive combined with the olive tree's branch as a symbol for peace (piss)... hence stuffing the head of a cock into her man's peace hole.
Tommy and Mike were caught olive branching. only one person was enjoying this.
by shaboo September 20, 2012
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