flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing

Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"

by Ebesneezer bahonkers October 2, 2015

Flap Jack

when you slap your bitch in the face with your penis.

Last night i flap jacked her in the face.

by qwqrfeb March 4, 2016

flap wrap

The act of rubbing ones vaginal flaps on another persons face in surprise. IE: when the victim is sleeping or focussed on watching TV. Similar to Tea-bagging, but for females.

Watch me flap wrap his face. He totally won't expect it.

by AddictH1 April 13, 2016

flap flick

The opposite to flicking a man's genitalia, flap flicking occurs when you flick the female genitalia with your fingers.

"My woman flicked me in the balls so I gave her a flap flick on her cunt!"

by Cooper GG September 17, 2016

Flap Jack

Sagging tits that hang below the stomach. See your grandmother for more details

My granny has some nice flap jacks

by Fessy Monday July 7, 2016

Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.

"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"

by MissRainbow January 20, 2017

Flap dance

When a person has to lift the meat apron to give a sexy lap dance. Aka grinding on a fatty and having to lift the flap of fat to touch the junk.

The two lard asses at the end of the bar keep doing the flap dance to Justin Timberlake.

by Sparkle Horse kitten February 8, 2017