rotten fig

When you leave a fig too long and it goes off and it has bacteria.

The rotten figs smell like poo.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

White line Yellow Fig

The dermatology of skin found in a veiny stomach.

Habilitation: “Wow your White line Yellow fig is huge since I let you in skin room first!”

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

Fig Newton

Replaces the word fuck.

What the fig newton is going on around here?

by Panini press March 26, 2020

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024

Co-fig

Confused or confusing (can be used both ways). Puzzled.

"This movie is really co-fig."

by Alex Pacillas January 15, 2008

I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

Hit the Fig

A Los Angeles specific term for wanting to go to Figueroa Street in South Central LA to solicit prostitutes.

"mira guey, I just got my construction paycheck. lets pick up an 8 ball and hit the fig!"

by ebkwgsp October 4, 2025