Fletching

Fletching can mean a man eating his own semen out of the anus of his male or female partner, or it can mean a man eating his own semen out of the vagina of his female partner.

Straight man: Do you ever do fletching with your guy?
Gay man: No, it's too gross for me. Do you ever do it with your girl?
Straight man: Her ass? No. Her twat? All the time!

by chocolate box May 2, 2006

Feltch Broker

A person that connects fans of sucking sperm out of another persons ass to people who are fans of having sperm put into their ass.

Jim was at the club the other night and couldn't get lucky so he called up his Feltch Broker and got a great deal on an ass sucking.

by Geezuses July 22, 2009

what the fetch

Used as a substitute for "what the fuck", specifically by younger people not wanting to swear for politeness or religious reasons.

Crazzy: "WHAT THE FETCHING FETCH?!"

Flatbread: "Mormon Moment."

by vickless September 8, 2022

feltcher

The act of orally retreiving your semen from another males anal cavity

your gay, do you feltch with ya man ho.

by Wazza August 18, 2004

Fletcher

noun.
Another term for one's virginity.

Dude, I just lost my Fletcher!

by Muffin101 April 12, 2008

fetch

A word replacing cool, posh, sexy or anything that is good that you use some kind of adjective to describe.

regina: OMG i love ur bracelet where did you get it?
cady: o my mom made it for me
regina:its so adorable
gretchen: so fetch
regina: what is fetch
grechen:its like slang...from england.

by BARBIEBEGRL12****** December 23, 2004

fletcher

A guy that friend-zones the hottest and most loyal friend he can get. Although he is very funny and nice, he can sometimes be annoying as he doesn't listen to other people's opinions about who to date. Fletcher likes new girls to crush on as sometimes he gets BORED of the people who legitimately care for him. Many people get lost in his charming blue eyes and blonde hair but is awoken by how he again FRIEND-ZONES them.

Girl 1- Look at that hot guy!
Girl 2- I wouldn't touch him as he is a Fletcher

Girl 1- oh

by ugh111 July 12, 2017