friend farmer

A person who just seems to collect friends, to the point that it's like she's farming them. (i.e. She has so many friends that they're just like possessions, or livestock, to her now.)

Jacqueline has so many friends, but she doesn't even really talk to half of them; it's so obvious she's just trying to be popular. What a friend farmer.

by genevieve December 2, 2004

farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer snort all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 17, 2005

rock farmer

A person who grows rocks with chemical and water. When big enough, he sells it to people in Toronto.

Nate Bosscher is a rock farmer

by Mrhulkbrokefyakey July 24, 2011

Dairy farmer

Someone who fakes an injury to get of work

Mark: I can’t do that, my back hurts. I need to work in the office

Ashley: you fucken dairy farmer

by Blip dog August 13, 2019

Farmer’s Breakfast

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.

Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

jackson farmer

Jackson farmer is a name givein to anyone who likes to grow plants and shoot guns

Your such a jackson farmer bob

by Tevgxfkf October 4, 2017

Farmer Five

The farmer five is a term that relates to the television availability in rural areas of the country.

Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.

The farmer five is all that is available to us in the areas where we cannot get cable, internet or not have the money for the satellite.

by Mrs.Chicken2 December 2, 2016