In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.
What would you do if you had 25 sticks and were stuck in a room with Farmer Dan?
Who is Farmer Dan?
He's the best baseball player this side of the Mississippi
When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
These are greedy, land rich, uneducated dotards that hire illegals to work in the fields so they can afford a new $80,000 bubba benz (diesel pickup) every spring.
Just because of greed republican farmers harbor criminals to work in their fields. When a heinous crime is committed by them they blame the lib-ur-uls. They are going to be exposed and soon.
1. Someone engaged in the cultivation and harvest of various forms of frozen water, principally in Norway.
Traditional occupation and trade of the majority of Norwegian people, ice is the principal export of Norway, which in turn, is the main supplier of ice in Europe. Those in the trade distinguish 27 canon varietals of ice, with dozens of regional or dialect-based subtypes.
2. Norwegian slang - pejorative - a redneck or country person.