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fosters

fucking neeeeeeeectar lager, despite wot all these tools say...
im a tool; i dont like fosters...
by jimbo deeny August 1, 2004
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foster care

A tax supported program whereby complete losers who aren't smart/competent enough to use birth control can have full-time babysitting services provided for up to 3 years before deciding to be a somewhat responsible parent.
This program also provides many benefits to the "loser", AKA bio-parent, including visits with the children at the loser's convenience (they don't have to show up if they have something more important to do, like sleep), free phones, subsidized rent, groceries, free health care, etc.
The foster parents, meanwhile, are attempting to teach the wild animals, er, offspring of these loser bio-parents to be civilized human beings.
At the end of the 3 years, the bio-parent, if they decide that it's not too much trouble, can make a sudden effort to appear responsible, in which case they get their offspring back on a permanent basis, and the loser pattern is extended another generation.
Well, we've had these kids for almost three years, and now they're going back to "Mom", so they can live in the house and ride in the car, and go to the doctor, all paid by our taxes.
At least "Mom" stopped smoking crack a couple of months ago. Maybe she won't leave the 5-year-old at home alone when she goes out to get more drugs. Or maybe they'll end up in foster care again.
by tenzip June 14, 2008
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Fosterism

A syndrome that happens when a redneck tries to be super intellectual, but in reality sound the biggest douchebag in the universe. It is very common for people with the is syndrome to drink, smoke, and dip excessively.
Fosterist: I believe that by wearing my Nike shirts because it is made in the United States. I believe that if you don't have shoes made in America you are a disappointment. I believe that if everyone was a Libertarian then America could be at peace
Friend: What is his problem?
Me: He has a case of Fosterism.
Friend: Ok.
by the pizza man 12345 April 8, 2015
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Foster

foster is the hottest man to walk the earth. period.
girl: foster date me!
Foster: sorry, im already dating 1000 girls.
by EXDA March 26, 2019
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Luke Foster

The official doctor of swaganomics, with a minor in swag science and swagger history.
Are you low on swag? It's okay, go see Luke Foster, he's a doctor of swaganomics.
by Jefferson Harrison November 4, 2013
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Jodie Foster

She is a beautiful woman and a very intelligent woman. She carries herself well. Her smile is unexplainably adorable.
Did you hear about Jodie Foster?
Yeah, she is hella hot and looks so young despite her age?! How?! Is she an angel!?
by t00c00lforscho00l July 22, 2022
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FOSTER SCARE

The trauma associated with being put into foster care with a female who has no idea what planet she is actually living on, who makes you cringe on a daily basis with ther witterings.
I had a FOSTER SCARE today, my carer asked if I needed to talk about sex.
by JAD1965 November 14, 2009
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