Flaming Spitroast

When two guys are involved in a spitroast, they spread tobasco sauce on their dicks and engage the person (male/female) in the middle via oral & anal.

The person in the middle vomits and shits at the same time as the climax.

"Man, that was one hell of a good flaming spitroast we had last night, Johnny"
And

"Jennifer you took it like a champ and finished like a champ after our flaming spitroast".

by Axxzaa March 13, 2013

Flaming Lips

*A kick-ass band.

*A women having PMS.

*Burning lips.

"What? They call the labias lips."
-me

by Dave October 19, 2004

Flaming Monkey

The most painful sex position ever conceived. You begin with anal sex lubricated by gasoline, then when both you and your partner are almost at the climax you drop a match on your gas-covered genitals lighting them ablaze. this is what known as the 'Flaming Monkey'.

Jon and Amy died last night.

What? How?

Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...

Wait... what?

Nothing...

by boomrobot9003 October 28, 2010

flaming pelican

While fucking a girl on the beach, pull out and dip your dick in the sand and jam it back in her vagina. Her reaction will be liken to that of a flaming pelican.

Variation: Sawdust or hay can be substituted for sand (flaming lumberjack and flaming stallion respectively)

1. He went to the beach and met a girl with whom he performed a flaming pelican.

2.Jaunita really learned some respect that night I gave her a flaming pelican.

by ashole September 30, 2006

Flaming cock fuck

An openly homosexual man who wants to have sex with everyman he meets.
i.e. Tony Tenthoff

see wigger

Man, that Flaming cock fuck tony thentoff must have got his ass kicked eight times last night!

by Betez August 15, 2004

flaming porcupine

(verb) The act of carrying out the following process:
Step 1: Douse porcupine in kerosene and whiskey.
Step 2: Set ablaze in school/office/department store.
Step 3: Scream "SUCK IT, SONIC!!!" and run for your life.
Step 4: Get arrested/expelled/trampled by a llama.
Step 5: Eat bacon.

When someone flaming porcupined the Walmart, the smell of burning turtle soup filled the air for fifty miles around.

by Seamus o'giggles October 30, 2013

flaming snake

A flaming snake is when a pyro gets way out of control and lites his junk up.

Give me the lighter fluid I am gonna make a (FLAMING SNAKE) 8=======D

by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014