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(verb) The act of carrying out the following process:
Step 1: Douse porcupine in kerosene and whiskey.
Step 2: Set ablaze in school/office/department store.
Step 3: Scream "SUCK IT, SONIC!!!" and run for your life.
Step 4: Get arrested/expelled/trampled by a llama.
Step 5: Eat bacon.
When someone flaming porcupined the Walmart, the smell of burning turtle soup filled the air for fifty miles around.
by Seamus o'giggles October 30, 2013
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