abuse excuse

Silly little lies made up by those in the unfortunate position of being in abusive relationships, but aren't ready to deal with it yet.

That po' bitch need a new abuse excuse fo' all da' beatdowns she be gittin!

by abuseexcuse.org August 30, 2013

tactical excuse

An excuse or set of excuses that removes or points the blame of poor performance or poor planning on ones equipment, other operators, or acts of god such as weather.

Operator 1: Hey what seems to be the issue, you were just laughing at how easy this was going to be a few days ago?
Operator 2: The sun is in my eyes, and its so cold I can't complete simple tasks, but mostly I'm hungry and when that happens I get dizzy. Any other time non of this would not be an issue.
Operator 1: Damn, your full of tactical excuses... go change your manpon.

by trevp April 15, 2015

sunday market excuse

A lame excuse to get out of a meaningful event, usually caused by years of spousal control.

Sorry can't make it this Sunday lads, need to get supplies from the market. I know, standard sunday market excuse.

by jimbob77 January 8, 2019

Kevin Chin Excuse

Just the stupidest most absurd excuses that anyone could make. It's actually so unbelievable it just makes me question how do you even think of these excuses. It's harder to think of these excuses than to actually pass the HSC.

Person 1: Stop throwing the game
Person 2: Oh, its just that I'm not sitting cross-legged on my specific office chair, and that someone was walking behind me.
Person 1: Mate stop making Kevin Chin Excuses

by cootiespoggersbutthole October 26, 2020

excuse my french

An expression that is often misused to mean to allow me to curse. In-fact it's supposed to refer to the fact that French is a very sensual language, and it's to be used after something sensual.

Pardon my french, but she's hot.

by Idoit November 4, 2003

flimsy fucking excuse

What Protestants are, essentially. The "faith" they believe in no more than a crock of shit passed off as a religion.

Protestants are a flimsy fucking excuse for a religion.

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

exosexual

Only being attracted to a kpop group members called exo.

person 1: "hi cutie, can i have your number"
Person 2: "sorry, im exosexual"
Person1: "backs aways slowly"

Person1: "ow look at that guy, he is so into you,.go talk to him"
Person2: "sorry, but I'm exosexual"
Person1: "ow sorry, I didn't know"

by exo things October 18, 2020