When a man or woman's stomach is so fat their belly hangs over their pubic region.
Eclipses can range in size. A full eclipse would be defined by complete coverage. For a man, he would have to lift his stomach in order to pee while standing.
Eclipses can range in size. A full eclipse would be defined by complete coverage. For a man, he would have to lift his stomach in order to pee while standing.
Yo, check out the eclipse on that fat-ass! He's one lunar cycle away from being able to have sex with his own belly button!
by Hack Attack August 1, 2011
Get the Eclipsemug. A celestial body not part of our solar system, but on an elliptical orbit around the sun of our solar system, passing between the earth and the sun. This would cause the earth to become dark for a period of 30-70 hours.
When Planet X passes between earth and the sun the earth will be dark for a longer period than a solar eclipse, making this the first interstellar eclipse in our lifetime
by Abercrombie August 7, 2016
Get the interstellar eclipsemug. This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"
Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"
by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025
Get the The Bears are Looking at the Eclipsemug.