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exploding diaphragm

Swelling and pain in the upper abdomen, commonly associated with the over consumption of fajitas and nachos. Only known treatment is to indulge in a White Magnum
Joe had exploding diaphragm last night. He probably shouldn't have eaten those Fajitas. It was alright though because he ate a white magnum before there were any further complications
by Jarwick November 22, 2014
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exploding kittens

a game for people who are really into cats and explosions and tacocats and palindromes and hairy potato cats and rainbows and lasers
haha i got tacocat card its a palindrome
Exploding kittens is great
by Ur mooshma February 23, 2017
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Internet explorer

1. You should thank this browser, because without it, we wouldn't have Firefox or Google Chrome

2. A shitty browser that puts a bunch of viruses and spyware on your computer, has no uses but downloading Firefox or Google Chrome, and bricking your PC. It also comes with free security bugs, is loaded with adware and spyware, and it constantly freezes. Works better if you delete it right after downloading an alternate browser.

If you use this browser, you are:
A - new to computers
B - an idiot
C - someone who likes viruses and adware
1)

Smart Person: I'm downloading Google Chrome with Internet explorer.
Idiot: *uses internet explorer* i haz many viruses!!!11!!11!!!111!! *pc breaks 5 minutes later*

2) I forgot to delete Internet explorer, now my pc has hundreds of viruses and ads on it! *breaks pc with a sledgehammer*
by iDontHaveAName December 28, 2014
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s bend explorer

When you do a crap so large it makes it through the 's bend' of the toilet before it has been snapped off
Male 'A': Phew thats better
Male 'B': Why what's happened
Male 'A': After 20 rum and cokes and 2 greasy burgers last night I just dropped off an "s bend explorer"
by Gatesy February 24, 2009
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man eating exploding shark

The most dangerous of all sea creatures, they'll either eat you, send cartilaginous, toothy shrapnel through your vital organs, or just bite off your arm and then blow you up. Nobody knows what evolutionary advantage is attained by exploding when angry, but it sure does hurt.
If the pirañas don't skeletonize you, the man eating exploding sharks sure will.
by Bioguy October 11, 2011
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internet explorer

the crapiest internet program and has only 1 purpose to get you to firefox.com and download it
FIRE FOX PWNES IE ITS a NEWBIE LOL LOZ ROFLMFAO HAHA JK JK
by poo faced April 25, 2005
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internet explorer

A spyware and adware deployment tool developed by Microsoft
Wtf, I just got pr0n out of no where using Internet Explorer!
by Amos Nusheg February 19, 2008
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